Hey there, Sweetness!

And welcome to Ann-William.com, home to the art and fiction of Ann William. My name is Krissy! And I’m so happy to-  Wait, no… I’m so excited to-  No… Oh, jäklar! To Hell with this…

Joe! Leigh!”

(What is it this time, Krissy?)

“I’m not doing this.”

(Why not?)

Why not?! Because this is bullsh*t! That’s why not! You guys imagine me as this smart, young, sexy psychopath who supposedly did all these horrible things- none of which anyone can prove, by the way, but now you want me to be your little assistant?

I mean, the story you guys tell about me, in “KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK”

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-is a good one: attractive on the outside (like me), dark on the inside (also like me) and oh so hard to put down (yup- like me). Not to mention a little twisted- (yeah…). And I like what you’re doing with the artwork so far… But now you have me playing tour guide for your stupid little website.”

(Yeah, but that’s not all you’re-)

“Yes it is! YES… it is… DON’T  lie to me- you know I hate it when people lie…”

(Krissy, sweetheart… We’re not lying, we promise, we’re just-)

“Hey! Don’t you “sweetheart” me! There’s nothing “sweet” about me, or my heart. You know, you guys are unreal. Ooh, buy our books! Look at our pretty pictures! We’re unique! Flawed characters! Doomed relationships… Blah, blah. Like anyone’s gonna trust me anyway. After what I’ve done… (supposedly).”Krissy All New Book Cover 7 Back Cover

(Look, if you’d just please-)

“No, YOU  two look… All they have to do is use the menu. They can find all they want: about KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK , and about the other stories you guys keep kicking around: with the guy who’s running for his life with his kids in the Chevelle, and his wife who’s gone insane because now she’s living all alone in a dead world and thinks her family’s dead too-”

(You mean, THE LAST ITALIAN TUNE-UP.)

“Yeah, or the one about that other girl: your psychopathic little experiment gone wrong. Calypso? And her cute but creepy boyfriend-”

(You mean VILLAINS AND BIRDSONG.)

“You interrupt me just one more time… I triple-dog-dare-you… But yeah, whatever. It’s not brain surgery- although if you two keep this up I’m gonna try a little brain surgery on you- allegedly…”

(Hey, come on… there’s no need for threats.)

“There’s always a need for threats, guys. I mean, just ask my darling husband Curt. He’ll tell you all you want to know… Or- HEY, YOU PEOPLE…GO BUY “KRISSY’S NOTEBOOK”, the one about me, and find out for yourselves.

“There, happy now?”

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